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5 Funny Quotes About Life

The fact is that life is what you make of it. If you view life in a certain way, that is the way you perceive it. Throughout the course of your life, you’re going to come across some funny circumstances and some funny quotes.

Some of the funny quotes about life are used on a regular basis, and maybe you’ve even come up with a couple yourself. One thing you’ll find is that although funny, these quotes about life are true, and some of them might even make you think!

1. “To those of you who received honors, awards, and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.” – George W. Bush

George W. may not be viewed as the most intelligent man in the world, but he did make it to the top. This quote basically states that anyone can get to where they want to be in life. Probably you already know this to be true. All anything really takes is a little time, persistence, and effort. If you want something bad enough (even if you’re considered “below average”), you can have it.

2. “You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.” – Chris Rock

Chris Rock is known as one of the funniest comedians alive. What he said here was true. Taxes are an inevitable part of life. The truth is that no one wants to pay taxes, but they have to anyway, just like so many other things in life that people are forced to do. Everyone must work to make a living, and as a part of that, they must pay in order to get paid – ironic, isn’t it?

3. “The trouble with the rat race is even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin

Everyone is on a race to get to the top. It’s all about the type of career you have, as well as how much money you make. If you’ve got a legitimate amount of cash, then you’re doing alright. People spend their whole lives working, and when they finally make it to the top, they realize one thing – they are still a rat. So basically, no matter how hard you work, you’re still human, so it’s best to just enjoy yourself in the process.

4. “You’re always a little disappointing in person because you can’t be the edited essence of yourself.” – Mel Brooks

It’s funny when you meet someone and they don’t turn out to be exactly who you thought they were. Not only is a funny, but it’s also a bit tragic. Something to realize after reading this quote is that no one is perfect. Everyone is human and full of mistakes and errors. Another thing is that people often make themselves out to be someone they are not. A good lesson to learn is to always be yourself and to accept who you are as a unique individual. Understand that you are not perfect, which is the beauty of it all.

5.”Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.” – Woody Allen

Time can be frustrating, especially if you’re an inpatient person, but if you think about it, time is a true blessing. No matter how you interpret this quote, one thing is for sure, there are some things that none of us have any control over. No matter how badly you may want something in life, it’s going to happen when it’s the right time. When too much happens at once, people get behind, become stressed, and overwhelmed. Even too much of a good thing can be bad if there aren’t spaces in between.

It’s not surprising to find that there are so many funny life quotes. Once you start to view life in a much brighter light, things automatically begin looking up for you. Reading funny life quotes is an effective way to look at even the most unfortunate situations in a humorous light. Even though you may not realize it, just about everything has a bright, dark, and funny side!

About the Author

Wadzanai Nenzou Is A Writer And Owner Of Inspirational Quotes Change Lives Website. She Loves Compiling And Sharing Quotes. For More Life Quotes Go To Her Website

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